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There's a girl I've encountered many times so far in my life. Most of my old friends seem to like her, but personally I rather loathe her and would be quite happy if she were to catch herpes so none of my friends would touch her.

She's a bit of a slut. Actually she's one of the biggest whores I've ever seen. She's willing to have a go with anyone and everyone she can. She has a rather nice body for how old she is. She's been around for quite a long time.

Some say she's a demon. Some say she's an angel. All I know is, she's taken one of my friends away, and it looks like she's trying to take another.

She hung around with one of my friends when I was younger. When she wasn't around he was perfectly fine. When she was hanging around him, however, he suddenly got stupid, and said all sorts of crazy things he wouldn't have normally.

Then I had another friend that I knew for quite a while. Knew him well enough that I would call him my brother. Then he met with tragedy in the family, and that's when she appeared. Out of seemingly nowhere, she came. Whispering things in his ears, turning him against me, causing him to become arrogant and stupid when she was around. I lost a brother to her.

Now she seeks another friend to steal away. She is the perfect thief too. Leaving behind nothing but ashes and a unique odor. Nobody ever suspects her, for there is no evidence to be held against her. "It can't be her" , they say. "I hang out with her all the time and there's nothing wrong with me." ,they say, not realizing how they are changing and losing themselves every minute that they are locked in embrace with her.

Until it is too late, and there is nothing left of the person you knew. And the name of this devious thief? The name of the one who has taken my brother and friends from me? Her Mary.

Probably going to get some comments calling me ignorant or stupid or any number of other things like that. Don't really care though. You have your opinions. I have mine. Simple as that.

Just something floating around in my head...

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There 25 Points Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END. Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 39 (From 9 different games.)